Rorr Carr

Warning: Contains Strong Language

​

​

Sometimes

Peter Chao,

Ching and Chang,

Jackie Chan,

Yin and Yang,

Sometimes Freddy Wong

or Ching Chang Chong

or Chingy-Chingy-Chink-Chink-Chink-Chink-Chink

​

Sometimes it’s Short Round 

and I go “Doctor Jones Doctor Jones!”

Sometimes it’s Bruce Ree/ Jet Ri/

Harord Ree/ Miyagi

​

Sometimes

it’s rice picker

with a straw hat 

with bucktooth and smarr rips

and worn out rags in the Canadian rice fierds

and the eyes,​

​

rittre squinty eyes

rittre chinky eyes

rittre you’re gonna crash the car eyes

rittre petri dish eyes

rittre open your eyes eyes

rittre Tic Tac eyes

rittre smarr as the eyes can see eyes

​

Sometimes Mr. Two Inches

with a six-inch prastic rurer,

carcurator,

argebra homework,

carcurus homework,

geometry homework,

homework homework

​

Sometimes

If it’s not the rost dogs and missing cats 

it’s the rice/ fried rice/ rice and rice (with soysauce) for breakfast, runch, and dinner,

 

Sometimes

runch and dinner,

 

Sometimes 

just dinner

​

If not

it’s the wonton soup or the miso soup

depending on their mood

​

Sometimes

I'm my brother

Or my sister

Or my Brian

Or my Carl

Or Bruce from the two desks behind ​

​

Sometimes

coming home to a wooden shack

with sliding doors

​

No shoes,

just socks

​

Only homework for you tonight

no tv for you, 

no play for you, 

no friends for you

 

Only hide and seek 

from the parents

Ready to gimme an ass whoopin

‘Cus I got a 98

 

​